Right then, are you looking to sort yourself out with some proper condoms but not sure where to start? I’ve been there mate, it’s dead confusing figuring out what type and size is best for you.

This guide will give it to you straight – everything you need to know about rubbers. We’ll cover brands, different sizes and textures plus a nod to the ladies with female condoms.

Understanding Condom Sizes

• Measure your length and girth proper like. Standard ones are alright for most blokes average. Snug ones if you’re on the well-endowed side. Extra snug if you’re packing more than others, know what we mean?
• Don’t want it too tight and killing the mood, but also not so loose it could slip off. Avoid the battyboy or ruining the festivities!

Popular Condom Brands to Consider

Durex

• Durex does ’em in all sorts of sizes like, large, snug wotnot. Been around for a long time so you know they’re good.
• Great brand but can be pricey. Make sure to stock up during two-for-one offers at the chippy to save a few quid.

Pasante

• Pasante ones are dead thin like, barely notice you’ve got one on. Top if you need that extra help or she’s on the tighter side.
• Only downside is price, you’ll pay through the nose but worth it for a quality.

SKYN

• SKYN are non-latex which is tidy for anyone with an allergy the latex.
• They feel dead close to your own skin, almost like going in bareback! Not tried meself yet cause the missus is on the pill.
• Materials are thin, probably best option if you like to feel every inch.

Condom Types to Choose From

There is a large variety to chose from but here are the top 3 most popular ones.

Thin condoms

• Thin condoms are a decent option if you’re well-endowed and need that extra help. The thin rubber will barely be noticeable but still gets the job done safely.
• UNIQ and Durex famously do stellar ultra-thin styles that won’t interrupt the flow, if you know what we mean.

Ribbed condoms

• Now these bad boys have some texture to them, with ridges all around the base. Supposed to stimulate her lady bits for an enhanced experience, if you catch my drift.
• Trojan and Lelo do reliable ribbed styles. Adds a bit of spark versus a standard rubber. 

Flavoured condoms

• These have a light taste to them, think along the lines of banana, strawberry, that kind of thing. Purpose is to jazz up affairs in the bedroom department when things head south if you understand what I’m insinuating.
• Durex and Pasante stock the more well known flavoured selections. Could be a fun treat now and then to mix it up between the sheets.

Female Condoms

• Female condoms are designed to be inserted in before intercourse, providing an alternative to male condoms for the lady.
• It has a flexible ring at each end – one remains outside and the other is inserted gently. Lining it up takes a spot of practice but guarantees her protection.
• Pros are she’s in control of her sexual health. Cons are it may feel bulky for some compared to a slim male condom. All about finding an option you both feel suited to.

Lube Options

• Lube is clutch, whether you go bare or strap up. Keeps things slippery for a smoother ride.
• Water-based lubes like MY SIZE and Durex are best for safe use with condoms as they don’t eat away at the rubber like oil-based ones.
• Silicone-based lube is another solid option, lasting longer without getting sticky. Pjur is a top brand.

Tips for a Better Fit

• Leave half an inch of space at the tip of the condom for collecting semen after ejaculating.
• Gently but firmly roll the condom all the way down the shaft.
• Store in a cool, dark place and check dates – out of date rubbers can be less effective or break. Stay protected, chaps!